If the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that “crazy” is the new standard operating procedure. We’ve seen things that would make a sane man check his canteen for hallucinogens.
So, instead of just watching the world burn from the smoke pit, we decided to gamify it.
Introducing the Smoking n Joking 2026 Fantasy Bingo Card.
We aren’t just predicting the news; we’re betting on the chaos. We’ve built a custom Bingo generator right here on the site. This allows you to create your own scorecard. Prepare for the insanity that 2026 is sure to bring.
The Mission
The objective is simple: Predict the wildest headlines of the coming year.
We’ve loaded the deck with some standard-issue absurdity. Examples include “Aliens Attack Earth,” “Robots Demand a Union,” and “Taylor Swift Runs for Senate.”
But because we know you deviants have your own theories, we added a Custom Intel feature. You can type in your own predictions (keep ‘em short, 5 words max) and add them to the mix.
Think “Space Force Builds a Death Star”? Add it.
Betting on “MREs Get Michelin Stars”? Put it on the card.
How to Play
- Head to the Bingo Page: Fantasy Bingo Card
- Select Your Events: Pick from our master list or write your own.
- Generate Your Card: Our system will randomly shuffle your picks into a verified 5×5 grid.
Print and Post: It generates a high-speed PDF. Print it out, tape it to the wall of your office, garage, or barracks room.
Why We Did This
Because if we don’t laugh at it, we’ll lose our minds. This is your chance to claim bragging rights when the “Moon Shrinks” or “Disney Buys the UN.”
Get your card generated now. Lock in your predictions before the year goes FUBAR.
The Official Rules of Engagement
Rule #1: The Mission is the Pot
Unlike a casino where the house always wins, here, the Veterans always win.
• The Buy-In: Each generated Bingo Card is a $10 contribution to the cause.
• Where it Goes: 100% of the net proceeds directly fund our programs. These include the Smoking n Joking show and business development courses at VETS365. You get a game; they get a future.
Rule #2: No Purchase Necessary (The “Free Play” Clause)
Legal Note for Sweepstakes Compliance: We encourage the $10 donation to get your automated, custom-generated card instantly. However, we believe in equal opportunity. If you want to play for free, you can hand-draw your own 5×5 grid with 2026 predictions. But let’s be honest—ours looks way cooler, comes with a serial number, and supports the troops.
Rule #3: The Win Condition
How do you win?
1. Watch the News: As 2026 gets weird (and it will), mark your squares.
2. Get 5 in a Row: Horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.
3. Call It In: The first person to hit Bingo should post it to social media. By tagging @SnJShow, they trigger the prize patrol.
Rule #4: The Honor System
We are all adults here (mostly). This is a fundraiser for a good cause.
• Don’t photoshop your card.
• Don’t claim “Aliens Landed” if it was just a weather balloon.
• Play fair, have a laugh, and support the mission.
CLICK HERE TO GENERATE YOUR CARD!
Stay Frosty!