Smoking n Joking

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  • The SnJ 2026 Fantasy Bingo League is Live

    The SnJ 2026 Fantasy Bingo League is Live

    If the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that “crazy” is the new standard operating procedure. We’ve seen things that would make a sane man check his canteen for hallucinogens.
    So, instead of just watching the world burn from the smoke pit, we decided to gamify it.

    Introducing the Smoking n Joking 2026 Fantasy Bingo Card.
    We aren’t just predicting the news; we’re betting on the chaos. We’ve built a custom Bingo generator right here on the site. This allows you to create your own scorecard. Prepare for the insanity that 2026 is sure to bring.

    The Mission

    The objective is simple: Predict the wildest headlines of the coming year.

    We’ve loaded the deck with some standard-issue absurdity. Examples include “Aliens Attack Earth,” “Robots Demand a Union,” and “Taylor Swift Runs for Senate.”

    But because we know you deviants have your own theories, we added a Custom Intel feature. You can type in your own predictions (keep ‘em short, 5 words max) and add them to the mix.

    Think “Space Force Builds a Death Star”? Add it.

    Betting on “MREs Get Michelin Stars”? Put it on the card.
    How to Play

    1. Head to the Bingo Page: Fantasy Bingo Card
    2. Select Your Events: Pick from our master list or write your own.
    3. Generate Your Card: Our system will randomly shuffle your picks into a verified 5×5 grid.

    Print and Post: It generates a high-speed PDF. Print it out, tape it to the wall of your office, garage, or barracks room.

    Why We Did This

    Because if we don’t laugh at it, we’ll lose our minds. This is your chance to claim bragging rights when the “Moon Shrinks” or “Disney Buys the UN.”
    Get your card generated now. Lock in your predictions before the year goes FUBAR.

    The Official Rules of Engagement

    Rule #1: The Mission is the Pot

    Unlike a casino where the house always wins, here, the Veterans always win.

    • The Buy-In: Each generated Bingo Card is a $10 contribution to the cause.

    • Where it Goes: 100% of the net proceeds directly fund our programs. These include the Smoking n Joking show and business development courses at VETS365. You get a game; they get a future.

    Rule #2: No Purchase Necessary (The “Free Play” Clause)

    Legal Note for Sweepstakes Compliance: We encourage the $10 donation to get your automated, custom-generated card instantly. However, we believe in equal opportunity. If you want to play for free, you can hand-draw your own 5×5 grid with 2026 predictions. But let’s be honest—ours looks way cooler, comes with a serial number, and supports the troops.

    Rule #3: The Win Condition

    How do you win?

    1. Watch the News: As 2026 gets weird (and it will), mark your squares.

    2. Get 5 in a Row: Horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.

    3. Call It In: The first person to hit Bingo should post it to social media. By tagging @SnJShow, they trigger the prize patrol.

    Rule #4: The Honor System

    We are all adults here (mostly). This is a fundraiser for a good cause.

    • Don’t photoshop your card.

    • Don’t claim “Aliens Landed” if it was just a weather balloon.

    • Play fair, have a laugh, and support the mission.


    CLICK HERE TO GENERATE YOUR CARD!

    Stay Frosty!

  • The Smoke Pit Has Gone Digital

    The Smoke Pit Has Gone Digital

    Welcome to the New SnJ

    Happy New Year. Or as we call it, just another day to survive the suck and find a reason to laugh.
    If you’re reading this, you’ve successfully located our new Command Post. Welcome to SnJshow.com.

    In 2004, my buddy and I were on a security post in Ar Ramadi. We hit record on a cheap tape recorder. We started talking trash to pass the time. We called it “Smoking n Joking.” It was our escape. It was the only way to mentally check out of the warzone and just be human for a few minutes.

    Two decades later, the mission hasn’t changed. We’re still here to help you escape the daily grind. We help you dodge the working parties. We offer the kind of unfiltered conversations you can only find in the smoke pit.

    But now, we’ve got a website.
    We’re Live. No Working Party Required.
    We launched this site for one reason: to give this community a home base. Whether you’re a service-disabled vet, active duty, or a civilian who just appreciates real talk, this is your spot.
    Here’s what you can expect from the new HQ:

    The Blog ( The Intel)

    You’re reading it right now. This is the place for stories from the past. We’ll also share updates on the show. Expect whatever else is on our minds. Expect behind-the-scenes content that didn’t make the podcast cut and deep dives into the military humor that keeps us sane.

    The Store (The Gear)
    We aren’t selling standard-issue garbage. We’ve launched a full line of merchandise that actually looks good and feels comfortable. Hoodies, tees, and gear that let you rep the brotherhood.

    • Check the Supply Drop: Head over to the Shop Page to grab your gear.

    The Mission (VETS365)
    Never forget that Smoking n Joking is a VETS365 production. We’re a nonprofit. When you listen, share, or buy a shirt, you aren’t just supporting a comedy show; you’re supporting service-disabled veterans. You’re helping us keep the lights on and the mic open.

    Your Orders

    Take a look around. Bookmark the site. Buy some merch so you keep warm with laughter on your next watch.
    We’re glad you’re here. The world is crazy, the “suck” is real, but the smoke pit is always open.
    Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.